It would be less painful to watch the movie musical Cats. A disjointed plot line about sewer monsters and a detached vagina pile onto this crime against cinema, which should be tried in The Hague. When the writing and the music aren't competing for the Gold Medal in the Film Failure Olympics, the bizarre, shoe-horned gags are hard at work making you cringe. You could feel all six people in the auditorium begging for a swift ending to put us out of our misery. Each song became more and more forgettable. The writing lacked originality and wit, and saw fit to instead substitute tortured jokes that begged for a pity laugh. Not even their talented genius could flog this DOA dumpster fire back to life. What adds to the heartbreak is the inclusion of such exceptional performers like Megan Mullaly and Nathan Lane. What is Dicks: The Musical (2023) about Two self-obsessed businessmen (writers Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp) discover. An hour and 26 minutes later, I regretted every one of my decisions to see this pure piece of garbage. I couldn't have been more predisposed to seeing all its best qualities.

I had such high hopes for this movie walking into the theater I was really rooting for this to be a success.

Playing with dicks